So you can imagine my delight at coming in this morning to be told that Tom Caulfield of the blackjack 1 7 knife seniors section, has been inducted into the Chalgrave News Page Hall of Fame, after an escapade so magnificent it may take me a while to describe.
As the witching hour approached, Tim "Braveheart" Murphy commenced the "Dance of the Captains Jacket".
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Having completed the hole, he the, head down and shoulders slumped, trudged forlornly all the way back to the 7th en head slumped even further and knuckles dragging along the ground, all the way back empty people came off the course, there was no sign.Kay was the absolute mainstay of the establishment of the ladies section at Chalgrave, and inspired many new golfers to become the players that they are today.Paul joins Anne looks down and sees that the ball Anne has replaced is not his anwhile Cliff is quietly minding his own business, looking for his ball down the right of the 9th.As always, the golf was of secondary importance to the prime purpose of raising funds for our Captains Charity, Keech Hospice.Everything was reasonably normal as the meal started, but Mick had a bit of a wobble on the main course, and so removed the very expensive, titanium false teeth and placed them safely in his pocket ready for his dessert.
"No other golf club does a social quite like Chalgrave.
"We take the papers, pulp them, and compress them in moulds so that they look just like split firewood logs" as I take a log out of the bag to show him.
They accumulated 21 points to the Ladies.5 points and the rest of the club had their *rses kicked at 14 points!
He made it far worse, as despite successfully extricating the ball with the first blow, and taking 2 furthers shots, he then realised that the very nice Srixon 4 was going to cause him a problem, in that he wasn't playing a Srixon 4!
Friday 12th lated news of only the 4th Ace of the year as Immediate Past Captain John Crane Aced the 10th with his wedge on Saturday 29th hn timed this particularly badly as he wasn't playing in a competition so there was no insurance cover.Frederick Douglass, suffragist, susan.27 players particpated, 9 from the Men/Ladies/Seniors and the first winners were the Seniors.I pointed out the second sentence of the fitting instructions."if you have an auto handle, please start at No 6 on the fittings instructions".A 5 wood sailed into the heart of the green, whilst their opponents missed right, didn't get the next one out and and chipped over and off the otherside.As Captain of the Chalgrave Scratch Team today I am very proud of them.Time passes and more arrive until we have a veritable crowd congregating in the carpark, no doubt besmirching my good name.A "Leanne Wood Plaid Cymru A visiting golfer from some obscure, inconsequential course you have never heard.As I come out of the pro shop, there is a crisp plastic 10 note on the floor, so whilst I'm.9 certain that I didn't drop it, taking the till drawer through, I check the cctv and sure enough, the tenner drops out.Tues 5th e seniors are always a ripe source of amusing t rarely to they reach a level of today.The consensus is, that the clubs and bag are locked inside the house, the house and car keys are also locked inside the house, Tony is currently stuck outside with a mobile phone, in his leopard skin onesie, waiting for his son to arrive with.
I also pointed out that tree surgeons had been on the golf course over the past two weeks, cutting down trees under the same line, not needing to shut off power at all, and they came to see me to arrange the best time.